It's the Water (And A Lot More)
Heavy water, dark water, cool water. From the days of non-color television came that beer phrase from the state of Washington, a catchy jingle from Olympia when both breweries and distilleries did such things as create melodies that stuck in your head, even as a child; I would hum tunes to Hamm's and Blatz beers while still trouncing though the hallways of my middle school, all while not really knowing what product I was "advertising." Most of the beers with such jingles are now gone or have been bought up by a conglomerate and revived in a somewhat tasteless, generic fashion, Schlitz and Rainier being just two examples, the beers still around in some stores but perhaps best epitomized by their original factories once barely standing with their broken windows and faded concrete walls and now turned into something entirely different in the case of the latter. But just as I was unaware of what the melody stuck in my head represented, I was also unaware of ...